May
21
THIS RING IS PERFECT.
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cry
HardShutTrunk
I like the word random. (;
David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
#basically every fangirl ever
(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)
May
16
Saddened he stripped spuds staring sullenly. Hitler never ceased to be shunned from soirees. He just wanted to be the prettiest princess of the party. Slowly a spark of revenge simmered in his soul. Somehow, someday they’d suffer too. “They vill burn!” Sobbed Hitler into his peels.
I got a little carried away.
May
15
Agents! Prepare for “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” coming to ABC Tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. ET this fall!
(via owlsinparis)
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
- 95%: Girls
- 5%: Boys
Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board
Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.
I want one
(via owlsinparis)
May
9
That moment when…
People tell you stupid little lies with holes in them instead of the truth.
If you didn’t want to hang out with me and chill with your friends that’s fine. JUST FUCKING TELL ME THE TRUTH. Ain’t like it’s hard. Well, maybe it’s hard for you.
Husband animates intoxicated wife’s joke about nachos.
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